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king john's archers

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  • Coined by bilby on my profile. This is the elite task force that handles spammers on Wordie.

    And by "elite," I mean basically anyone who wants to join the fun. See also Arsenal for Civil Defunse.

    November 5, 2008

  • Sign me up!

    November 5, 2008

  • Of course this is short for The Ancient and Venerable Order of King John's Archers of the Heart of Gallantry.

    November 5, 2008

  • Absolutely. In fact, I'm having some tabards embroidered with AVOKJAHG, for us to wear over our leather jerkins.

    November 5, 2008

  • A tabard! I shall be so elegant. *hippety-hops happily*

    November 5, 2008

  • Ooh, me, me, me – can I be elite too? **jumps up and down on short Welsh pit pony legs to attract attention**

    November 5, 2008

  • Excellent! I await my embroidered tabard. But how will that acronym ever fit on our standard? Or our standard-bearer, for that matter?

    November 5, 2008

  • Well... I think we could put AVOK on the front and JAHG on the back. So that it says "The Ancient and Venerable Order of King" and then "John's Archers in the Heart of Gallantry."

    And don't forget we'll have jerkins as well.

    November 5, 2008

  • Oh, right. The jerkins. That will help.

    November 6, 2008

  • What about gherkins?

    November 6, 2008

  • I was waiting for that, trivet. :-D

    November 6, 2008

  • The more, the merrier. Anything's better than merkins.

    November 6, 2008

  • Couldn't help myself - but can't you just see the flaming gherkins raining down upon the spam...

    November 6, 2008

  • As long as we don't get into firkins. I'm not down with firkins.

    November 6, 2008

  • I have to say that's far, far better than spam raining down upon flaming gherkins.

    Oh, and frindley, of course you can be one of King John's Archers. The elite is open to any Wordie denizen who wants to be elite. We're no elitists! Which is to say, we're the elite!

    November 6, 2008

  • I admire your elitist views of non-elitism, chained_bear. Also, I admire your non-elitist views of elitism.

    November 6, 2008

  • Thank you. I work very hard on obfuscation, and it's nice to be recognized.

    November 6, 2008

  • *fires arrow at own foot*

    November 6, 2008

  • Oh, you don't want to do that. Did you hear how Lully died of gangrene, after he stabbed himself in the foot while conducting? And that was just a grotty great conducting staff, not even a pointy arrow.

    November 6, 2008

  • Stabbed in the foot? While conducting? My, what large gesticles he had.

    November 6, 2008

  • French baroque musicians "conducted" by thumping the aforesaid grotty great staff on the floor. Hence the connection with the foot and the grotty but not great case of gangrene.

    November 6, 2008

  • Oh dear. Smallish gesticles, but devastating nonetheless :-(

    November 6, 2008

  • The movie Tous les matins du monde shows such a scene with Lully conducting at the French court (although not the actual historic moment). You can watch it here, with Gérard Depardieu as Lully.

    November 6, 2008

  • Gesticles has a nice ring to it. :-)

    November 7, 2008

  • See also King John of King John's Archers.

    May 5, 2009